85 PIECES OF SHIT...

"Do something, something goes wrong. 
Try to stay calm when bad luck fucks you hard.
I do not agree with this song."
-SL

This is beginning to be quite amazing
how many times things can go wrong.
Every single time.
Seriously what the hell?

This week we were supposed to release 
Aura Of Pestilence's  Maximal Death Rate 
on a hand-numbered first print.
Well, guess what...nope... it's not going to happen.
Let me tell you why.

After getting the covers and burning the master CD
we started to make those 100CDs.
Everything went more than fine, 
we felt happy and proud and Houre Noir threw 
me home with his car after a long evening.
As soon as I opened the bottle of whiskey
and thought everything went surprisingly smoothly
my phone rang.
It was Houre Noir...

He asked me if I already had listen to the album.
I said not yet.
He said that we fucked up.
I did not say anything, and he heard a shot
(just kidding).

SL: What's the problem?
HN: Each song ends two seconds too early.
SL: You got to be kidding me.
HN: Nope
SL: Every. fucking. time!
HN: Something had to go wrong, it went too smoothly.
SL: Maybe it's not so bad, I'll call you back

After 20 seconds.

SL: We need to buy a bigger trash can...

Devastating, absolutely devastating.
It would not annoyed us so much 
if we had not made ​​fucking 85 of them!
What made it even more miserable 
was the fact that we had already promised 
some of them the next day.

We want to apology all of you who were waiting 
to get your copy this week.
We'll make it up to you.

Rest of the week the studio is booked for Nekroverse's
second album recording (more on that later), so no 
Maximal Death Rate CDs this week. 
You will get them next week.